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Ryder Hawk wakes up from his slumber. He works on his lifelong dream: a business that combines 4DX Cinema with rollerskating drive-ins. It is a commercial disaster. Before, a legend of "cool", he is now disgraced as the lamest person ever. He drinks himself to death. In his dying breath he cursed you for ever toying with nature. He blamed you for his downfall. The first time he died, everyone seemed to think of him; now, no one remembers him. Still, you conclude, living is beautiful, people are capable of good, and everyone deserves a second chance.

Connor wakes up from his slumber. His vending machine related death gets him on all the morning talk across the country. The American public discovers his snappy sense of humor. He becomes a stand-up comedian thanks to his iconic "vending machine" bit. He produces an internet podcast where he reviews vending machines around the world. He uses his vending machine fame to perform a crypto scam. He fades into obscurity. Still, you conclude, living is beautiful, people are capable of good, and everyone deserves a second chance.

Marnie wakes up from her slumber. She decides to take her death into the world of fine art. Her performance piece, "Fitting Room", where she pretends to be cryogenically frozen once more, is a sensation worldwide. Thus, you conclude, living is beautiful, people are capable of good, and everyone deserves a second chance.

Tom wakes up from his slumber. He enacts a worldwide campaign to exterminate bananas. The world's biological structure collapses, and planet Earth is deemed unlivable. Tom, now a billionaire, is one of the few onboard the Emergency shuttle on road to Mars. Through some strange coincidence, the last Earthlings discover, that the only food onboard the shuttle is a banana.

John wakes up from his slumber. Actually, he had no idea he died. He demands to see the rest of Sonic 3. He concludes the film is a piece of garbage. He lives his life as if nothing had changed.

Melissa wakes up from her slumber. She goes on a shopping spree to celebrate being alive again. She does this for six weeks straight. Exhausting her life savings after buying too many Demonias and Moon Boots, she is disowned by her parents. Years later, she speaks to high school students around the country about the importance of budgeting, and the dangers of the fast fashion world. Still, you conclude, living is beautiful, people are capable of good, and everyone deserves a second chance.

Andrew wakes up from his slumber. He makes a cartoon about a zombie robot JFK. It is a big success. Some say it kickstarted the TV animation renaissance. You get an animation award named after you. You conclude, living is beautiful, people are capable of good, and everyone deserves a second chance.

Mary wakes up from her slumber. She is back to making her cherry pie, in a small town in rural Montana, when a mysterious investigation takes place. An FBI agent with a sweet-tooth happens to pass through her establishment, ordering a slice. He is enchanted by the recipe, and Mary's pie becomes world famous. In her anticipated cook book, she reveals the recipe was given to her by a pair of interdimensional entities from a checkerboard chamber, in a place where "the wind sounds different". You conclude, living is beautiful, people are capable of good, and everyone deserves a second chance.

Daniel wakes up from his slumber. He finds out that a certain YouTube channel called his music "derivative pastiche of Midwest Emo", and now most people consider him a hack. He becomes a noise artist, on his search for "that death screech sound." He now performs in abandoned nail salons.

The bug cult wins. The world is run by bugs. You have long forgotten a world without bugs. Bzz bzz bzz!!

Gerardo sees the future: you will forget to submit that assignment! Hmm yes, and you will trip on an uneven chunk of sidewalk... Hmmm, and yes, you will scan a QR code in a nearby restaurant!

William wakes up from his slumber. He claims that in his cryonic sleep, he became a crow, and he discovered how to program a murder of crows to perform heists for him. Months later, Leonardo's Mona Lisa goes missing. William disappears too...

Mia wakes up from her slumber. She lives to be 180 years old! But she never relives the high of her world record... Still, you conclude, living is beautiful, people are capable of good, and everyone deserves a second chance.

I'm out of ideas. Joke's on you for picking this one...

Jimbo wakes up from his slumber. He gets impaled by another railroad spike. Maybe life is worthless...

Francoise wakes up from her slumber. To everyone's shock, she abandons French cinema and enters the world of net art. Her first ever piece, and perhaps her poorest too, is a simulation of a cryonics facility, where the user must pick only one customer to save.

David wakes up from his slumber. He tries to move on from the way he died but no one lets him. He stars in two more Quentin Tarantino films, the second of which he, in a metafictional way, subverts expectations by not dying due to autoerotic asphyxiation. Trust me, it makes sense if you watch the movie... Thus, you conclude, living is beautiful, people are capable of good, and everyone deserves a second chance.

Olivia wakes up from her slumber. She is contacted by an avant-garde chef, urging her to try his new "deconstructed" hot dog, a new dish in his populist, kitsch series. Olivia, still confronting her recent fear of hot dogs, decides to try it. She discovers, to her dismay, that no matter how much better the chef's dish tastes, how sophisticated it is, and how elegant its display looks, nothing compares to the simple delight of a plain hot dog. It dawns on her, at the same time, that her fear will never allow her to have another one ever again. With that tragedy in mind, she sheds a tear. Still, you conclude, living is beautiful, people are capable of good, and everyone deserves a second chance.

Benjamin wakes up from his slumber. He discovers his murderer paid off his family out of court, and he is now entitled to that cash sum. He goes to Vegas and rekindles his gambling addiction. He undergoes many procedures to reverse the aging process. He now has three 25 year old girlfriends. A few years later after the thaw, the dies of autoerotic asphyxiation. Still, you conclude, living is beautiful, people are capable of good, and everyone deserves a second chance.

Jared wakes up from his slumber. Or did he? You discover that Jared was never frozen at all: it was but a wax replica of his body, set to distract the world from discovering his true enterprise. Somewhere in Argentina, the true Jared wakes, in a legitimate cryonics facility. Yes, it turns out, there was no miscalculation: Jared intentionally set his customers to fail, and created the scam to fill his pockets. In the true facility, all patients awake, leaving the world and its history in uncertain hands... Walt Disney's (not) Frozen. Living is beautiful, people are capable of good, and everyone deserves a second chance...?

Milo wakes up from his slumber. He is sad to find out most of his friends and family members are now dead. Yet, he is overwhelmed with the love people had for him while he was gone. Cured of his tumor, he lives a normal teenage life. He has his first retail job. He goes to college. He falls in love. He cherishes each minute he has after the thaw. When he holds his newborn daughter, he thinks of you. Thus, you conclude, living is beautiful, people are capable of good, and everyone deserves a second chance.